Quote of the day, possible book of the year, and greatest band ever... almost

- Ahh, there is nothing better than wit from our elected officials. Thanks to the lovely Wonkette, I stumbled across the following quote from an unnamed Democrat:

"We need to have a better system in place than 19-year-old interns opening our mail."

See, that is why I side with the Liberals...they just use common sense.

- Over under on number of days before Mr. Lewis retracts this statement? I will start the bidding at 250.

- If you live in New York and you don't see this band you should be slapped repeatedly by Ron Jeremy's member. For any girls, or guys I guess, that actually would like that... you should be subject to Barbara Walters nude for hours on end. [Thank you to Will Carroll for pointing this beautiful site out to me.]

- Oh, Gawker, I love you for bringing this to my attention. Paris... Hilton...book...deal; unintentional comedy factor is going to be through the roof on this thing.

Okay, everyone (I say that knowing not one person has ever read this site), I am off to a Bone Pony show. If anybody has ever heard of these guys drop me a line, cuz I sure haven't.

[Update:] This post can now be viewed here.