Rooftop Wrap-Up - - Weekend Edition

Since I won't be posting on the weekend I will do you the distinct favor of breaking out your weekend of reading. Now some of you may be tempted to skip ahead and read everything in one sitting, I would recommend you not do that. I mean, when you do that at dinner you always end up with a sick stomach... don't you?

For anytime:

If you are a Cubs fan and want to see the advantges to having Walker and Grudz platoon, check this article by Rob Neyer out; it is pretty interesting .

Well, it looks like Bush finally released all his military records. Or, I mean, maybe... This story is pretty convoluted and is amazingly "he said..she said." That being said, the banter between White House reporters and McClellan is becoming downright hilarious. Read further down the article to get to the even funnier stuff.

Jessica Simpson is going to be staring in a new sitcom on ABC. How's this for a stretch? She is playing a fictional character named Jessica Sampson.

Bill Mahr has an interesting post up on his blogger about the readiness of our troops in Iraq. Sometimes I wonder if all this talk of being under armed is really true. Not because I don't believe Bill Mahr, or ABC, but because it is one of those things that, as Americans, you just don't think is possible. It is very hard for me to comprehend that our Army, THE ARMY, doesn't have enough bullet proof vests and goggles to go around. If it is true...man, I'll dig into the national debt some more to get these guys some gear. Eh, what am I talking about, let's just cut taxes again.

Armor from home [ABC News]

Saturday:

Mel Gibson tries for the worst Valentine's Day Gift ever - - eternal suffering? This is just not good business... Even if you did play Martin Riggs.

Mel Gibson interview [MSNBC]

A new epidemic is taking over the nation, and it has nothing to do with birds, cows, or Asia. Try to take care of this before going to bed on this sacredest of Hallmark Holidays.

I've always been told not to let them bite [Yahoo]

For Becky (not that she reads this... too much "sportsy" and "politicy" stuff):

"Out of the tree of life, I just picked me a plum
You came along and everything started to hum
Still it's a real good bet, the best is yet to come

The best is yet to come, and won't that be fine
You think you've seen the sun, but you ain't seen it shine"

Sunday:

Check out the Wisconsin Democratic Debate on MSNBC. Then check out the reaction.

Edwards schedule shows the debate [JohnEdwards2004]
Aftermath of the debate [NYtimes]

Relax and watch chaos ensue. Oh, god Vanilla, put it away.

Nudist camp goes Surreal [WB/Yahoo]

If that isn't your flavor (get it, Vanilla...oh, shut up) check out the best movie EVER.

"Truth, you want the truth?" [TBS/Yahoo]

Have a good weekend all.